Fashion comment …
And another thing: summer is the season when we are unfortunately treated to a variety of wardrobe transgressions that offend our aesthetic sensibilities such as unwanted and unsightly baring of skin.
Ladies, in case you’re not aware of certain laws of physics, when you wear tight apparel, the act of sitting down tends to relax the body and forces the constrained body parts to try and escape their confinement. Thus, short t-shirts over low rise jeans, tend to travel up and down respectively thus baring the portion of the body previously concealed by each.
For example, last Saturday night at Saracen restaurant, I had the misfortune of sitting behind a young lady whose torso tried desperately to free itself from its sartorial prison. Thus I was rewarded with a view of the lady’s crack in the derriere.
It took 3 glasses of Chianti to blur my vision so I can get through my salad and filet of sole. It was quite disconcerting, not to mention kind of disgusting.
So keep in mind, if you’re intent on airing your navel, please consider wearing a long shirt so you don’t expose your belly rolls and derriere anatomy to the rest of the world.
